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Dangit Janice clean up your sink..
(home coatings)
Is it crab? No thats turkey.. maybe tuna? The mystery continues, who will ever know what was stuck on aunt Janice's sink.. Not to mention you can still see the spaghetti sauce burned onto the electric stove top from the last time you came to visit. The very next day there you are, cooking up some scrambled eggs and lo and behold you pop a little piece out of the pan and it land directly on the hottest possible outside ring of the burner. It immediately burns to the top and there you are cursing yourself for judging Janice yesterday. You finish dinner, grab the sos pad, and go to town scrubbing the finish off with the cooked egg. If only there were a coating that could help keep the eggs or spaghetti sauce, or even gramas gravy, from burning to the surface when those accidents inevitably will happen again.
Be gone
One of my favorite phone calls was with an elderly lady that got her entire kitchen coated to make it easier on her to clean up. It started with
"Colton, you there? Can you hear me?!"
"Yes ma'am I can hear ya!" (matching the volume)
" I wanted to tell you that I've been cooking the same spaghetti sauce for forty years, and last night I spilt some on the stove.. When I went to clean up after dinner.. it just swiped right up! I didn't scrub, I didn't soak it, just took my rag and wiped it on up!"
That phone call helped me believe in what this product is capable of. Now I want to save the elderly everywhere!
Thanksgiving clean up
Why not host Thanksgiving right? You'll have the entire family under one roof. Bringing your beloved aunts and cousins and children in one place at the same time.. You'll cook together, drink grape juice together, maybe even get spicy with a glass of sparkling ginger ale at the end of the night. You've already accepted that your sister-in-law isn't going to help clean up at the end of the night.. and your nephews are going to do everything but straight up spit on the table. But thats ok, you aren't worried. In fact you're almost excited to clean it up, because you just got it all protected. You saw how easy your elderly neighbors stove cleaned up because she burnt more sauce on there and took a video just to send you and her friends. So bring it on nephews, go ahead and enjoy your 3rd glass of wine sis, I've got this. I need this. I, can do the Thanksgiving clean up.
